Poll: Colorful Underwear and Embarrassing Stories
Two recent incidents involving red panties have made me rethink colorful underwear.* One day I put on my skinny jeans and discovered they were skinnier than I'd remembered. Not having time to change, I went to work. I thought my shirt would cover the problem, but it failed me. Every time I sat down or bent over, blazing red would peak out from my black clothes giving me the effect of a baboon butt. One a different day, I also happened to be wearing red panties, but this time with a skirt and tights. There was a tear in the tights, which I noticed when I was putting my shoes on in an rather unladylike manner. Good thing I don't sit with my legs open in a skirt because it was a wee bit suggestive.
I'm thinking I'll stick with black and beige undies from here on out. They don't draw attention to areas best ignored.
*And this post makes me rethink FMF's autofeed to my Facebook. There are some things my aunts and professors don't need know.
I'm thinking I'll stick with black and beige undies from here on out. They don't draw attention to areas best ignored.
*And this post makes me rethink FMF's autofeed to my Facebook. There are some things my aunts and professors don't need know.
Comments
But I love fun colors. I'm just really careful about when I wear them. They stay hidden under thick leggings, black sweater dresses and higher-rise denim.
I have to say: I always think of the word "panties" as a term only men use. I don't like to infantilize my undergarments.